AristoKat’s Randomosity

So I decided that I would really document everything since I feel that I’ve arrived at a new stage in my life. I’ll really make an effort to talk about my work and school and future aspirations. Don’t get me wrong, it won’t all be serious “To be or not to be are we animals or just mammals with a cause” kind of talk because a big part of who I am involves partying and dancing and drinking and being merry so stay tuned for crazy shiznitz. So on we go with this first entry! (Who am I talking to anyway it’s not like anyone will actually read this right? LOL) Let’s see, where to begin..

I’m finally in my last year of college. It’s so crazy, this past May I felt like the biggest loser because almost everyone I know graduated and everyone’s away messages were like

“OMG I’m gonna miss you guys SO much”
or
“Getting ready to start my three month celebration binge of bitches and beer!”
or
“God I can’t believe it’s already been four years, I love you all so much OMG!”

As stupid as these messages were, and as happy as I was for my friends and peers it definitely did tend to make me feel like a big stupid loser. My away messages read more like:

“watching movies with Leo”
(No, I do not have a boyfriend, Leo is my Shih Tzu. Pothetic I know.)
or
“clASS“
(Yes. I had three classes. During the summer. Pothetic I know.)
or
“at the homebase!”
(THAT is not pothetic, TEAM WOO – WOO bitches, I’ll get into that later)

I just ran a degree evaluation the other day and it was like a smack in the face that yeah, I really will be graduating next year and that scared me more than not graduating. I think it’s because when you get into this loser state of doing bad in classes and fucking up you get used to it. I only really fucked up on one year yet this whole time after that I’ve been thinking that I’m this total dirty douche. However I’m getting A’s and stuff now and I’m on Dean’s list and I should be just proud of myself for turning my edu-life around. I’m so excited and I’m looking at my $458 class ring on the screen because I’ll probably never have it on my hand LOL.

ANYWAYS

I wonder if anyone actually reads this stuff. You probably think I’m this awesome Diva and you’re right. And if you don’t then you’re wrong and I’m sad to say that I have to be the one to tell you that but honesty is good purification for the soul HA just kidding, feel free to say what you want positive or non, I don’t really care we all have the rights to our opinions. I will write about the love of my life TEAM WOO – WOO in the next post because it’s too awesome to only have a small blurb in this weird post of mine.

<3 siempre,
AristoKat