Filed under: Akon, Eminem, Funny, Meaningless Ramble, School and Beyond, Self-Reflection, Thank you, Thoughts
Ha, I’m very amused by this song by Akon and Eminem.. it starts out weird because you’re like “Ok..” because the chorus is repeated about a million times.
But the beat is so magically delicious.. before you know it you start bobbing your head to the beat. Imagining yourself chillaxin’ in a club and then you just let it all out..
SMACK THAT!
All on the flo’
SMACK THAT
Gimme some mo’
SMACK THAT
‘Til you get so’
SMACK THAT
WooOhoOhoHoh!
I’m telling you now it’s invaded my head and I LOVE it. Something about Akon’s smooth voice with Eminem’s sweet lyricals that get me in the mood to.. I don’t know, smack that. Or maybe it’s get that smacked since I’m a girl.. LOL
Okay now that THAT’s over, I really want to say THANK YOU to all of you who’ve been reading my blog. It’s so nice that people I don’t even know care enough to say kind words to help lift up my spirits when I’m gloomy like Eeyore. I really am not up to my usual self still, however it’s not as bad as it was last week. Unfortunately we all have problems, that doesn’t give anyone, not even me, a “get out of life” card. We still have to go on with everything, and a lot of times, things are as bad as we allow them to get. My big mistake was not talking about anything, I have yet to talk about it really actually.
Kind of funny, my mom is so worried that she sent me a text message the other day saying “No matter what it is I will understand and love you, mom” isn’t that cute? Now, the funny part is that I have a feeling she thinks I may be pregnant.. LOL how adorable. She asked my co-worker if I liked anyone and I was like, omg my mother thinks I’m pregnant or something. So cute, I know she cares but I just don’t like to talk too much about my problems.
SO, looking towards the future.. I’m so STOKED (flashback from the californian 80’s) that school will be over in a month. This semester has been pretty awful and I’m just now getting the hang of everything. That’s awful lol. I hope that I stay in this good rhythm because I have to keep going strong until next August when HOPEFULLY I will graduate. School’s such a pain but I’m sure I’ll say it was all worth it or something soon. I’m working on this poster for a play right now, I’m trying to keep it simple, subtle and classy but like many of us know by now, sometimes trying to make something simple and subtle is so much harder than making something complex. Hopefully I’ll achieve what I set out to do.
At work, I’m concerned about my friend Will. Poor kid, he’s one of my best friends. I won’t put his personal stuff on here, but I hope he knows he can talk to me about anything at anytime. I call him “TomKat” because he has a 6 month old daughter that no one at work has seen yet. Therefore, he’s hiding he much like Tom Cruise’s kid Suri. BRING HER OUT WILL!! He’s a funny character, Colin Powell is one of our customers at my job and he came in once and of course all of us were like OMG a celebrity even though he really isn’t.. LOL. ANYWAYS Will is a republican so he was all wide eyed, and he went up to Colin (like we’re friends LOL) and shook his hand, and he refused to wash it for the rest of the day. What a weirdo hahahaha .
I’m stuck at work today and I’m trying to focus on what the heck I’m going to do this week but we’ll see what happens! I’m trying to find a costume because my mom is making me dress up even though I’m broke.. now it’s a race against time!!
I hope you’re all having a great weekend and I’ll write soon I’m sure!
<3 siempre,
AristoKat
I don’t know when I’ve felt so low. It’s like.. no one really does take the time out to see how I am feeling or not feeling.. if I’m happy or not. There’s a couple of people that notice from time to time and to you, I’m eternally grateful and hope you know who you are.
I’m not okay, and it seems like most of the people in my life don’t even take one second to ask how I am. To look at me and really notice. It’s fine for them to go on and on about themselves and a lot of the time I find that an entire hour or two or three has passed and not a single question has been asked of me.
Therefore I keep my issues to myself and try to fix them on my own because I’m an adult and I should be able to do so. I won’t even post them on here.
And then they get mad and wonder why am I acting this way.
I feel alone and lost and one hair away from breaking down,
but if I smile and crack jokes no one bothers to really look
further than that.
That’s just perfect.
I will keep on giving because that’s who I am,
I’m too tired to fight anymore battles this year.
<3 siempre,
AristoKat
Today is the BEST radio personality’s last day on the air!!!
I am so upset, and I think deep down inside I was like oh well maybe Kris and Mark are just playing a joke on us and on the last day they’ll be like “Oh you friggin’ idiots he’s not leaving!” but it is true. TEAPOT TIM who’s the best thing ever is leaving today to pursue his true passion of fashion photography. He’s really amazing actually.
Check it out here:
Maybe I’ll see if I can get some Team Woo Woo pictures taken by them.
I’m still sad, I love you Teapot Tim!!!
If you want to look at some of the crazy things he had to do for Hot 99.5 look here:
<3 siempre,
AristoKat
There should be an application process that you fill out with nature, that would decide as to whether or not you are allowed to reproduce.
Lately, it seems that more and more people are having kids simply to have them as accessories. Some of the things that should be asked before inserting the peg into the hole and releasing the confetti would be things such as:
– Is this someone you are in love with?
– Is this someone you’re married to or are going to be married to?
– Is this relationship a happy and stable one?
– Is this someone I have respect for?
– Is there a steady flow of income?
– Are we mature enough to bring a life into this world?
– Has this person ever abused me or vice versa?
– Would I want this person as a parent to me if I was their child?
– Am I ready, willing and able to give up my current lifestyle in order to create the lifestyle that would be most beneficial to my baby?
– Will I love my baby?
I don’t understand why people, especially people around my age, are so selfish. If you are not ready to bring a life into this world, and would be living your life for yourself and not your baby’s then maybe you shouldn’t bring it into the world at all. I’m not saying you have to go and abort every fetus that habitates your body, but adoption is always there. It makes me sad that there are thousands upon thousands of people out there that are unable to have a child and would love the opportunity to have one, and are therefore on standby lists on adoption agencies lists, whereas there are people that are not ready, that are not willing, that are not mature enough to live their lives for someone else instead of for themselves.
It pisses me off when I see people that have kids solely as a means to:
– Stay or Trap the other person into a relationship and / or marriage
– Financial leniencies with the government
– Evoke revenge on an ex, most often the father / mother of the child
Let us clarify some things. When you have a child, the child needs to be with you. It is so critical within the first year that the baby establishes trust with its mother and father, that it is touched, and hugged, and cuddled, and loved in the most awesome of ways so that it can grow at a steady rate into a healthy baby, then kid, then adult.
You do NOT pass your fucking kid off to anyone who will take it off your hands whenever you feel like you need to clean your room, or your house, or hang with your girls, or go out clubbing, or go and diddle a guy.
If you say things such as “he’s so annoying” or “he wakes up and cries all the time” maybe you should take a look at your fucked up “parenting” style and realize that maybe since you’re not around and don’t give a shit about your child or who they’re with, you don’t know what it’s being taught. You don’t know what they’re feeling, babies can tell how you feel. If you’re stressed, they feel it, if you’re sad, they feel it. And if you treat them like turds on a plate, they feel and know it.
Babies crying need attention, so if you want to continue to be an irresponsible sack of shit then maybe you should have never had the baby with someone who was so worthless to begin with and maybe that worthless person could be you.
That’s all I have to say right now. Sadly enough, by the time you have finished reading this entry, I’m sure that there’s about thirty children at least that have been born to selfish, unloving, immature households by now.
I feel bad for the poor babies.
<3 siempre,
AristoKat
Filed under: Carlos Mencia, Comedy, Dane Cook, Dave Chappelle, Funny, George Carlin, Roland Powell, Ron White
I had to compile some of the funniest jokes / skits of some of my most favorite comedians ever. I won’t rank these because they all make me almost.. ALMOST pee a little 
I hope you all enjoy!!
DAVE CHAPPELLE
Howard Dean “BYAHHHHH” Skit from Season 3 of his show
DANE COOK
The “I Just Wanna Dance” skit from his “Harmful if Swallowed CD”.. LOL so classic! This is only an audio file, sorry guys!
This is his bit on party puking from the Imsomniac tour.. HILARIOUS
CARLOS MENCIA
This is the first and second part of his big Dee, Dee, Dee joke from his “No Strings Attached” comedy special. .LMAO I love it!!!
GEORGE CARLIN
His “Modern Man” splurge at the beginning of his HBO special.. it’s so funny because it’s all true!
RON WHITE
His skit about everyone being a little gay on his “They Call Me Tater Salad” comedy special.. LOL
ROLAND POWELL
I wish I could have found a better clip of this song but this was the best one and it’s of his entire ten minute skit. Let it download, the song he sings is at the end and it’s HILARIOUS, it’s to the tune of Musiq Soulchild’s “You My Girlfriend” it’s worth it!
I’m tired so another day I’ll post more, love you all, have a great weekend!
<3 siempre,
AristoKat
Last night was so much fun. I sat at Applebee’s waiting for Maeve to get off and then Jillian and I met up sportin’ her ENGAGEMENT RING, we celebrated alllll of last night mostly by me staring at the bling and us laughing, giggling, hugging and telling each other how awesome we are LOL.
So I finally made the decision that I really need a second job. I want to use my time more wisely and I need more money so that was the logical choice. I had an interview today at the cutest little place ever, if I get the job I’ll link to it in a future post. It would be for working at the bar, I REALLY hope I get it it would be amazing. They would train me to be a bartender and that’s exactly what I want to do anyway. Anyways that’s pretty much all for today’s normal post, I really want to get to posting some of my favorite comedians just because I find it awesome sharing all of my idiocracies with you guys
<3 siempre,
AristoKat
