AristoKat’s Randomosity


Some of the funniest jokes ever.. !

I had to compile some of the funniest jokes / skits of some of my most favorite comedians ever. I won’t rank these because they all make me almost.. ALMOST pee a little ;) I hope you all enjoy!!

DAVE CHAPPELLE
Howard Dean “BYAHHHHH” Skit from Season 3 of his show


DANE COOK
The “I Just Wanna Dance” skit from his “Harmful if Swallowed CD”.. LOL so classic! This is only an audio file, sorry guys!

This is his bit on party puking from the Imsomniac tour.. HILARIOUS

CARLOS MENCIA
This is the first and second part of his big Dee, Dee, Dee joke from his “No Strings Attached” comedy special. .LMAO I love it!!!


GEORGE CARLIN
His “Modern Man” splurge at the beginning of his HBO special.. it’s so funny because it’s all true!

RON WHITE
His skit about everyone being a little gay on his “They Call Me Tater Salad” comedy special.. LOL

ROLAND POWELL
I wish I could have found a better clip of this song but this was the best one and it’s of his entire ten minute skit. Let it download, the song he sings is at the end and it’s HILARIOUS, it’s to the tune of Musiq Soulchild’s “You My Girlfriend” it’s worth it!

I’m tired so another day I’ll post more, love you all, have a great weekend! ;)

<3 siempre,
AristoKat



Keep Your Fingers Crossed for Me!
October 8, 2006, 3:54 am
Filed under: Dance, Drinks, Meaningless Ramble, Thoughts

Last night was so much fun. I sat at Applebee’s waiting for Maeve to get off and then Jillian and I met up sportin’ her ENGAGEMENT RING, we celebrated alllll of last night mostly by me staring at the bling and us laughing, giggling, hugging and telling each other how awesome we are LOL.

So I finally made the decision that I really need a second job. I want to use my time more wisely and I need more money so that was the logical choice. I had an interview today at the cutest little place ever, if I get the job I’ll link to it in a future post. It would be for working at the bar, I REALLY hope I get it it would be amazing. They would train me to be a bartender and that’s exactly what I want to do anyway. Anyways that’s pretty much all for today’s normal post, I really want to get to posting some of my favorite comedians just because I find it awesome sharing all of my idiocracies with you guys ;)

<3 siempre,
AristoKat